Among the things I’ve realized since starting my job in the ~fashun~ industry, is that sales (read: REAL sales) are twice a year. J. Crew seems to send out a sale email practically every other day, and everything is an extra 40 or 50 or 70% off. But sales on designer clothes? Like $$$ clothes? Those happen twice a year – around June and November. These amazing, and still unaffordable (but more affordable) sales are coming to a close soon, so I’m here to give my “sale wrap-up dream cart.” Read below to see what I would be buying if I made triple my salary.